Tumblr themes - TTYL

mens-rights-activia:

hoetipsbyangel:

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

Notice how there’s no OP?

God sent this post down herself

momsdrunkagain:

blupoop:

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

jshawback:

image

1861 @jerryshawback

kungliljekonvalj:
“

thebootydiaries:

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

dirtlovingdyke:

controversial opinion but u shouldnt have to pay for stuff that would kill u if u didnt have it??? like not to be that commie bitch but everyone should have access to clean water and food and health care cause without it people literally die. like. actual human lives!

just-shower-thoughts:

Sex-Ed was like taking skydiving lessons and only looking at pictures of when the parachute didn’t work.

thebootydiaries:

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I’m just so beautiful

keysmashlesbian:

As we approach pride month please remember that companies don’t care about us

forza-tricolor:
“melaninerd:
“Truly this is men
”
Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass
”

agentthirsty:

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018) 

just-shower-thoughts:

2040 is as close as 1996

as the french say, merci goku